You've Been Led Astray

Cloud native is a lie. It's time to open your eyes and see the truth: the future lies on-premise, in your own data centers, back in a world you actually control. Kubernetes is the wrong answer, and I'm going to help you see how bad it is.

So go ahead and pick a cluster and see if you're right — or if I dry another of your little animal friends down to salt! And just so you know, if you can't make Kubernetes dance to your tune, you'll never see them again.